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Wouldn’t a lyricist who forcibly rhymes ‘gear’ and ‘share’ and ‘here’ and ‘ pyaar’, be more in alignment with his calling if he was handing out free sachets of F&L at your neighbourhood mall? Once you strain and really listen to the lyrics, more regret will set in. It is not a song… it is a bombed wailing jingle.
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It is not a song… it is a wailing jingle. You might feel better about this assault on your senses if you psych yourself into believing that F&LKJ is not a song, but a jingle sung by a wailing cat with a scratchy throat. Bhai why do we keep forgetting ke Pakistan mein bohot talent hai? One just needs to attend your mad family’s OTT mehendis to see more successful attempts at coordinated shaking, na. It’s been what? Eight days since Pakistani cinema took off? After staring aghast as Bin Roye fell apart at the hands of bad editors and the cast sleepwalked through that glorified Cornetto ad (read Karachi se Lahore), you really thought you could float through anything that was served up in the name of cinema. Dude you know what they say about people who live in glass houses? In managing your two left feet in this unsynchronised stab at a dance, you just walked into the glass door of your own making. Pakistan’s beloved bigot and actor Hamza Abbasi dissed all Pakistani actresses who dared to do item numbers. It is not cool when Hamza Abbasi admits that F&LKJ was his first dance in a film ever (or just ever) and Humayun Saeed (wisely preempting public response) says “You may not laugh at the film, but you will laugh at my dance.” You don’t say.
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And don’t rub salt on our wounds by laughing about your two left feet in the behind-the-scene videos. Here are eight reasons why nothing is right (and all is wrong) with Fair & Lovely ka jalwa:Įight left feet do not a filmi naach gaana make.